1997 Archive: The Floor

I’m a dancer. I’m just floored.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

@Flash_Animator07/06/2006 01:36I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Frasier_Crane11/03/2008 12:03I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Donny_V_ShutUp09/11/2003 23:11Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler04/29/2013 07:53May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Delicious_Links11/06/2003 21:11Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/20/1997 15:28My mind is blown by how funny this is.