1997 Archive: The Verve Song

Why did the traveler feel epic? He put on his headphones, played Bittersweet Symphony, and walked through the terminal like he owned the airport.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

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When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »

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In 2016, traveling meant searching for rare Pokémon in the termin...read more »

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/30/2005 18:13Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@SoundBlaster_1605/06/2009 10:34I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@CRT_Brightness07/30/2009 19:18I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Incredibles_Dash07/08/2014 08:14That was super fast and super funny!

@Weird_Science_G12/13/1996 05:26We created a monster... of a joke!

@Baxter_The_Dog02/01/2009 23:32Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Space_Background06/19/2002 22:47The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/07/1996 00:10I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Slow_Clap_Guy08/03/2012 02:50...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!