2008 Classic: The Denim
I’m “wearing” out these puns. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Berry
I’m “berry” sorry for your loss, BlackBerry. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Influence
Why did the lawyer start wearing a fedora in 2007? He thought it made his “unethical strategy sessions” look like “vintage 1960s charm.” Part of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Mad Men Influence
2004 Classic: The Scooby-Doo Sequel
Why Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed? For proving that if you can’t make the first one good, the logical Hollywood step is to make a second one… Read More »2004 Classic: The Scooby-Doo Sequel
2004 Legacy: The Napoleon Dynamite Vibe
I’ve spent the whole week practicing my “tetherball” skills and asking people if they want to see my “ligers.” Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Napoleon Dynamite Vibe
2004 Vintage: The CIA Resignation of George Tenet
Why did he leave? Because “Slam Dunk” turned out to be the most expensive sports metaphor in the history of intelligence. Part of the 32… Read More »2004 Vintage: The CIA Resignation of George Tenet
2004 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Social Media Retainer”? To cover the cost of “monitoring” the client’s embarrassing posts. Part of the 53 Lawyer… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2004 Classic: The Motorola Ringtone
Why did everyone in the terminal jump? Because someone had the “Hello Moto” ringtone at maximum volume and it sounded like a robotic threat. Part… Read More »2004 Classic: The Motorola Ringtone
2004 Vintage: The Fallujah Battle
Why was it the top news in November? To remind the President that “Winning an Election” is a lot easier than “Winning a City.” Part… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Fallujah Battle
2003 Classic: The Capture of Mikhail Khodorkovsky
Why did Putin arrest the richest man in Russia? To prove that in the “New Russia,” you can have all the money you want, but… Read More »2003 Classic: The Capture of Mikhail Khodorkovsky