Why did Putin arrest the richest man in Russia? To prove that in the “New Russia,” you can have all the money you want, but the President still owns the handcuffs.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
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37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Universal Basic Income Trials
Why did UBI become a hit? Because robots started making coffee an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Global Cooling Theory
Why did some claim it was too cold in 2025? Because after install...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Border Patrol
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41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
2024 Archive: The 4-Day Work Week Trials
Why are they working? Because people realized that doing the same...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, the world tried to get back to "normal," but normal had ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Indian Moon Landing
Why did India win the race to the lunar south pole? Because they ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered yo...read more »
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition
In 2000, politics felt like a computer that actually survived Y2K...read more »
2025 Classic: The Great De-influencing
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.