2012 Legacy: The Rihanna “Unapologetic” Reign
Why the “Diamonds”? For Rihanna releasing her 7th album in 7 years, proving she was the hardest working woman in pop. Part of the 42… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Rihanna “Unapologetic” Reign
2012 Vintage: The Plastic
I’m “flexible” with my doomsday theories. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Dust
I’m “settling” into a rhythm. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Rihanna “Loud” Era
Why the red hair? For the moment Rihanna decided that every song she touched had to be a club anthem, from “Only Girl (In the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Rihanna “Loud” Era
2009 Legacy: The “Maersk Alabama” Hijacking
Why was 2009 the Navy SEALs’ favorite year? Because they proved that a $20 million training budget is totally worth it when you need to… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Maersk Alabama” Hijacking
2009 Vintage: The Captain Phillips Rescue
Why was it a win for the White House? Because it proved that “Navy SEALs” are the best way to handle a “Foreign Policy” issue… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Captain Phillips Rescue
2008 Classic: The Denim
I’m “wearing” out these puns. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the gloom. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: Taken
Why did Dad answer the phone so strangely? Because Liam Neeson taught him that he has a “very particular set of skills” (which mostly involve… Read More »2008 Legacy: Taken
2008 Archive: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the job fair. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified