Why the “Diamonds”? For Rihanna releasing her 7th album in 7 years, proving she was the hardest working woman in pop.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style, Channel Orange & The EDM Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The AI Cover Peak
Why is Frank Sinatra singing "Houdini"? Algorithms got so good th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Glass Animals “I Love You So Fing Much”
* Why the space theme? The return of the "Heat Waves" crew with a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Doja Cat “Silence”
Why the social media detox? For Doja letting the music do the tal...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
2024 Archive: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake War
Why “Not Like Us”? Because Kendrick dropped a diss track so dance...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
Why doesn't he age? The rockstar who at 60 still sounds (and look...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Kacey Musgraves “Cosmic Country”
Why the psychedelic visuals? For Kacey proving that country music...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fred Again.. “Actual Life 4”
Why the field recordings? For the man who turned a recording of a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Central Cee “World Wide”
Why the global features? For the UK rapper who officially made Br...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Nick Cave “Wild God”
Why so joyful? The legend found light after years of darkness in ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2020 “Future Nostalgia, Folklore & The Bedroom Stage” Edition
In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I should make a game about this joke.