I’m “flexible” with my doomsday theories.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!