2002 Classic: The Low-Rise Jeans Wearer
One, but they have to be careful not to bend over too far on the ladder. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 –… Read More »2002 Classic: The Low-Rise Jeans Wearer
2002 Archive: The Hives “Your New Favourite Band”
Why the black and white? For the Swedish invasion that proved rock and roll was best served with matching suits and a lot of arrogance.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Hives “Your New Favourite Band”
2001 Vintage: Shelby Lynne’s “New” Status
Why did she win Best New Artist 13 years after her debut? Because the Grammys’ concept of “time” is as confusing as the lyrics to… Read More »2001 Vintage: Shelby Lynne’s “New” Status
2001 Vintage: The Bridget Jones’s Diary Accent
Why Renée Zellweger? For a performance so British that the entire UK forgave her for being from Texas after she mastered the art of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Bridget Jones’s Diary Accent
2001 Archive: The Linkin Park Fan
“I’ve become so numb… to this dark room.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The American Pie 2
He laughed at the glue scene. I realized I married a 12-year-old in a 30-year-old’s body. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Legacy: The American Pie 2
2000 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
Why was The Matrix a lock? Because before 1999, we didn’t know you could stop a bullet with just a cool trench coat and a… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
2000 Legacy: The NFL Millennium Change
Why were the quarterbacks getting younger? Because guys like Daunte Culpepper were arriving to show that the statues of the 90s were out of style.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The NFL Millennium Change
2000 Vintage: The ER Life Support
Why was it losing the big awards? Because after six years of trauma, even the doctors looked like they wanted to transfer to a quieter… Read More »2000 Vintage: The ER Life Support
1999 Archive: The SpongeBob Fan
“I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready to… sit in the dark!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified