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2001 Vintage: Shelby Lynne’s “New” Status

Why did she win Best New Artist 13 years after her debut? Because the Grammys’ concept of “time” is as confusing as the lyrics to a Beck song.

Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9609/02/2000 20:31Found a real treasure with this one.
@Lycos_Dog12/04/2005 22:03Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan09/23/1996 05:04I am crying... with laughter!
@Hansel_So_Hot09/19/2004 21:09That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/04/2011 19:37Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

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