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1999 Archive: The SpongeBob Fan

 “I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready to… sit in the dark!”

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer10/31/2011 13:45Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/04/1997 17:20This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Floppy_Fanatic05/16/2011 05:53Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@MP3_Encoder05/24/1997 22:41128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Trinity_Matrix09/23/2001 14:40Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Green_Day_Fan05/29/1996 14:29Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/06/2005 19:10Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@DragonBall_Z_G04/12/2011 22:55His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

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