“I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready to… sit in the dark!”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!