2016 Archive: The Titanfall 2 Pilot
One, but they have to embark into their lamp to fix it. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon… Read More »2016 Archive: The Titanfall 2 Pilot
2016 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Tatiana Maslany? For Orphan Black, finally winning for playing 15 different people in one show—proving she’s been cheated out of 14 other awards. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2016 Vintage: The Shift
I’m “changing” my walking route for a Dratini. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Shift
2016 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2016 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
2015 Archive: The Same-Sex Marriage Ruling (Obergefell v. Hodges)
Why did the White House light up in rainbow colors in June? To celebrate the fact that the Supreme Court finally realized that “Equality” is… Read More »2015 Archive: The Same-Sex Marriage Ruling (Obergefell v. Hodges)
2014 Vintage: The Shift
I’m “changing” my status to “Out of Office.” Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Digital Camera Huddle
2013 Vintage: The 4K Monitor Debut
Why did the designer cry? Because he could see the individual pixels of his own failure in ultra-high definition. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The 4K Monitor Debut
2013 Legacy: The Selfie Evidence
Why did the lawyer love the word “Selfie”? Because it’s the only time a defendant takes a high-quality photo of the crime scene and tags… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Selfie Evidence
2013 Classic: The Royal Baby
When Prince George was born, she said, “Finally, a baby with a real career path—unlike some people I could mention.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2013 Classic: The Royal Baby