Why so quiet in the West? Because everyone was too busy looking at the “Tank Graveyards” in Donbas to worry about the “Carrier Graveyards” in the Pacific.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
That was intense... and funny!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
The magic man... is laughing!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I see what you did there. Clever!