I’m “changing” my status to “Out of Office.”
Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
My mind is blown by how funny this is.