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2004 Vintage: The CIA Resignation of George Tenet

Why did he leave? Because “Slam Dunk” turned out to be the most expensive sports metaphor in the history of intelligence.

Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer02/18/1999 12:44Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Sid_Meier_Fan09/28/2009 20:36Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Zoolander_Blue10/30/2012 16:03Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@USB_Pioneer01/31/1999 07:10Plug and Play laughter!
@Grunge_Lord_9412/09/2012 03:07I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Blink_Tag_User02/02/2002 21:31<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Orkut_Member_9910/01/2006 22:41A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Retro_End_User12/05/2012 19:33The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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