1998 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “serial port.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Port
1998 Archive: The Sega Dreamcast (Japan Launch)
Why did the controller have a screen? Because Sega lived in the year 3000, even if the rest of us were still trying to figure… Read More »1998 Archive: The Sega Dreamcast (Japan Launch)
1998 Archive: The iMac G3 (Bondi Blue)
Why did everyone want to lick the computer? Because Steve Jobs released a PC that looked like a blueberry-flavored gumdrop, and suddenly your old beige… Read More »1998 Archive: The iMac G3 (Bondi Blue)
1997 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question about your hair! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1997 Classic: The Mustache
1996 Legacy: The DVD Launch
Why was the gadget-obsessed uncle mocking the VHS tapes? Because he heard about a “digital disc” coming from Japan that didn’t require a pencil to… Read More »1996 Legacy: The DVD Launch
1996 Vintage: The Currency Calculator
Why was the traveler staring at a tiny screen? He was trying to figure out if 50,000 Lira was enough for a pizza or if… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Currency Calculator
1995 Legacy: The Bed Covers
We share a king-size bed, but she somehow operates on a 90/10 distribution of the blankets. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Bed Covers
1995 Archive: The Ticketmaster Line
If you want to see a concert, you have to physically stand in line at a department store like a civilized human being. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Ticketmaster Line