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1996 Vintage: The Currency Calculator

 Why was the traveler staring at a tiny screen? He was trying to figure out if 50,000 Lira was enough for a pizza or if he was accidentally buying the whole restaurant.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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