2002 Archive: The Jelly Bracelet Boom
The day the school board banned silicone bands because students were snapping them against each other’s wrists during quiet reading time. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Archive: The Jelly Bracelet Boom
2001 Vintage: The Vanilla Sky
“Our life is Vanilla Sky.” “Surreal?” “No, I don’t understand anything and I suspect everyone is wearing a mask.” Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Vanilla Sky
2001 Archive: The Laptop
I’m a nomad. I’ve got a “lap” of luxury. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The “Country Grammar” Rap
Nelly brought a bandage on his face and a new sound from St. Louis. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Country Grammar” Rap
2000 Legacy: The Microsoft Breakup Order
Why did the judge order Microsoft to split? Because the government decided Bill Gates had too many “Windows” and not enough “Competition.” Part of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Microsoft Breakup Order
2000 Legacy: The Ear Exam
“You have a ringing in your ears.” “It sounds like a Nokia ringtone.” “That’s because it IS a Nokia ringtone.” Part of the 58 Doctor… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Ear Exam
2000 Classic: The Vladimir Putin Inauguration
Why did Bill visit Moscow in June? To see if the new guy in the Kremlin was more into “Peace Treaties” or “Secret Police Reunions.”… Read More »2000 Classic: The Vladimir Putin Inauguration
1999 Classic: The Space Junk
Why were people looking up? Because they were waiting for the Mir space station to fall on them as part of the “Grand Finale” of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Space Junk
1999 Archive: The Cake
She made a “Millennium Cake.” It’s so dense it’s warping the space-time continuum. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Cake
1999 Classic: Best Musical Show Album
Why The Lion King (Broadway)? Because Disney’s circle of life always ends at the trophy case. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation… Read More »1999 Classic: Best Musical Show Album