2013 Legacy: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a “shortcut through 1978.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Map
2013 Legacy: The Smartwatch (Galaxy Gear)
Why was the uncle talking to his wrist? Because the first “real” smartwatches arrived, and he felt like Dick Tracy while checking the score of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Smartwatch (Galaxy Gear)
2013 Vintage: The Firefox “Version 20”
Why was the nerd happy? “I can finally browse ‘Privately’ without closing my tabs!” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine & Let… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Firefox “Version 20”
2013 Classic: The Macklemore “Can’t Hold Us” Peak
Why the high energy? For the independent rappers who spent 2013 proving that The Heist was the biggest success story of the year. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Macklemore “Can’t Hold Us” Peak
2013 Legacy: The Seth MacFarlane Hosting Style
Why did people compare him to a “Snarky Waiter”? Because he served the jokes cold and didn’t care if you left a tip. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Seth MacFarlane Hosting Style
2012 Vintage: The Gotye Fan
“Now you’re just a light bulb that I used to know.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Gotye Fan
2011 Archive: The Netflix “Qwikster” Disaster
Why was the CEO apologizing? To prove that you can be a tech genius and still make a decision so bad it makes a politician… Read More »2011 Archive: The Netflix “Qwikster” Disaster
2010 Classic: The iPad Skepticism
Steve Jobs just showed us a giant iPhone without a phone. I called it a “useless tray” for a week, and now I’m currently using… Read More »2010 Classic: The iPad Skepticism
2010 Vintage: The Red Bull
“Does it still give you wings?” “No, just anxiety about the 2010s.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Red Bull
2008 Classic: Michael Phelps’ 8 Gold Medals
Why was the Beijing pool basically a bank vault? Because Phelps won 8 golds in 8 tries, proving that if you’re part-dolphin, you don’t need… Read More »2008 Classic: Michael Phelps’ 8 Gold Medals