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2013 Classic: The Macklemore “Can’t Hold Us” Peak

Why the high energy? For the independent rappers who spent 2013 proving that The Heist was the biggest success story of the year.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2013 “Get Lucky, Pure Heroine & The Wrecking Ball” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Death of a Legend (2025 Shock)
Why the silent guitars? For the heartbreaking loss of a major roc...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Pop “Virtual Icon” Hit
Why the controversy? For the first song entirely written, produce...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at thei...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Pearl Jam “Final? Tour”
Why the nostalgia? For the legends giving us a tour that felt lik...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Steve Albini
Why the engineering legend? The loss of the man who gave the soun...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “Blue” World Tour
Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Billie Eilish “Hit Me Hard and Soft”
Why the blue? Because Billie and Finneas returned with a dreamlik...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/25/1996 04:32Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Discman_Skipper11/06/2006 09:41Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Doom_Marines03/11/1995 21:10Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Hercules_Xena09/29/1998 08:52By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Terminator_2_Fan03/18/2008 05:10Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@G_I_Joe_Real02/09/1997 21:42And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Blink_Tag_User03/15/2008 16:47<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Fred_Channel_0604/17/2009 00:39HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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