Why was the CEO apologizing? To prove that you can be a tech genius and still make a decision so bad it makes a politician look competent.
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
But you have heard of this joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).