2022 Vintage: The Redeeming Love Vibe
Why was it hit? For trying to turn a biblical allegory into a romance that ended up as a Razzie wasteland. Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Redeeming Love Vibe
2021 Archive: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on why I bought a virtual plot of land. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021)… Read More »2021 Archive: The Mirror
2021 Archive: The Tokyo Olympics (Delayed)
Why were they so quiet? Because in 2021, “Athletic Excellence” is much harder to celebrate when the audience is just a series of cardboard cutouts.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Tokyo Olympics (Delayed)
2020 Legacy: The Sourdough
A guy tries to pay for his drink with a jar of bubbling goo. The bartender asks, “What’s this?” The guy says, “It’s my sourdough… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Sourdough
2020 Archive: The “Zoom” Press Conferences
Why did coaches look like they were talking to aliens? Because every interview was on a webcam, and half the reporters forgot to unmute their… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Zoom” Press Conferences
2018 Classic: Aquaman
Why was Jason Momoa talking to fish? Because in 2018, he proved that being the King of Atlantis means being 90% hair and 10% trident.… Read More »2018 Classic: Aquaman
2015 Legacy: The Fast & Furious 7 Goodbye
Why the split road? For a CGI tribute to Paul Walker that made every “tough guy” in the audience reach for a tissue while “See… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Fast & Furious 7 Goodbye
2015 Classic: The Hunger Games
Mockingjay Part 2: Why was it finally over? Because the rebellion was finished, the war was won, and we could finally stop talking about “The… Read More »2015 Classic: The Hunger Games
2014 Classic: The Year 2014
Why did it end? Because we ran out of ice, we finally “shook it off,” and we were ready to see if 2015 had any… Read More »2014 Classic: The Year 2014
2013 Vintage: The Firefox “Version 20”
Why was the nerd happy? “I can finally browse ‘Privately’ without closing my tabs!” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine & Let… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Firefox “Version 20”