I’m “reflecting” on why I bought a virtual plot of land.
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.