Denzel Washington makes being a criminal look like a masterclass in corporate management. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive.… Read More »2007 Archive: The American Gangster Style
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a Word document on your hard drive was harder than finding the meaning of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why the “Crunk&B”? For the princess of Atlanta proving that you could have a #1 hit just by whistling and dancing better than everyone else.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ciara “Goodies” Arrival
Why Sean Connery? Because the movie was so chaotic it made him retire from acting forever. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” Disaster
I’m “staying” on the surface. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
Applying a generous coat of lemon-scented furniture polish to the top of a heavy, fifteen-pound computer monitor to keep the plastic housing looking clean. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Beige Monitor Waxing
Why did the President call her? To ask if she could teach his advisors how to “Spin” as well as she did on the ice.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sarah Hughes Gold Medal
Why was the teenager so popular? He had the phone with the “Add-on Camera” that clicked into the bottom like a piece of high-tech jewelry.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Sony Ericsson T68i
A cover that actually made me like country music for exactly three minutes. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Landslide” Dixie Chicks
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