2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya made “love triangles” and rackets look so stylish that we all forgot we don’t actually… Read More »2024 Vintage: Challengers
2024 Vintage: The Subway “Yoga” Lady
Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a headstand on a moving train is the ultimate “mind your own business” flex.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Subway “Yoga” Lady
2024 Archive: The Hawk Tuah
A girl walks into a bar and asks for a “Spit on That Thang” cocktail. The bartender says, “I’m calling the health inspector and the… Read More »2024 Archive: The Hawk Tuah
2023 Legacy: The “Total Force” Stress
Why the National Guard? Because “One Weekend a Month” has been officially redefined to mean “Whenever the World is Falling Apart.” Part of the 36… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Total Force” Stress
2021 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” ID 2021
Why the scan? To make sure the person entering the base isn’t a “Bot” or a “Deepfake.” Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” ID 2021
2021 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “Coca-Cola” Moment
Why did the stock price drop? Because CR7 moved two bottles of Coke and told everyone to “drink water,” the most expensive five seconds in… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “Coca-Cola” Moment
2021 Legacy: WandaVision
Why was every decade of TV so creepy? Because in 2021, Elizabeth Olsen proved that grief is just love persevering, even if it means trapping… Read More »2021 Legacy: WandaVision
2021 Classic: The Peloton Addict
One, but they have to maintain 90 RPMs on the ladder while the instructor screams “You are enough!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Peloton Addict
2020 Archive: The Iga Świątek French Open
Why did Poland suddenly love tennis? Because 19-year-old Iga stormed through Paris without dropping a set, making the world learn how to pronounce her name.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Iga Świątek French Open
2020 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been in line so long that the ‘Temporary’ floor stickers have worn off. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic &… Read More »2020 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait 2