Why did the stock price drop? Because CR7 moved two bottles of Coke and told everyone to “drink water,” the most expensive five seconds in marketing history.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Classic. Simply classic.