2020 Vintage: The “Mood” 24kGoldn
Why you always in a mood? Because I haven’t left my house in six months, Iann Dior. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Mood” 24kGoldn
2020 Archive: The Iga Świątek French Open
Why did Poland suddenly love tennis? Because 19-year-old Iga stormed through Paris without dropping a set, making the world learn how to pronounce her name.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Iga Świątek French Open
2019 Archive: The 2019 Icon
One, but they do it while wearing ‘AirPods Pro’ and checking their ‘Spotify Wrapped’. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I… Read More »2019 Archive: The 2019 Icon
2018 Archive: The “Pocahontas” DNA Test
Why did Elizabeth Warren take it? To prove that in 2018, 1/1024th of a fact is enough to start a three-day political argument. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Pocahontas” DNA Test
2016 Legacy: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Peak
Why were the teens doing “lip-sync” battles at the gate? Because Musical.ly was the king of the internet and they had to “clout-chase” before boarding.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Peak
2015 Vintage: The Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP)
Why was it signed in October? To prove that 12 countries can agree on a 5,000-page trade deal that nobody has read, but everyone is… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP)
2015 Archive: The Adele
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hello. / Hello who? / Hello from the other side! I must have knocked a thousand times! Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Adele
2015 Legacy: The “Can’t Feel My Face” Weeknd
Why was the 4th so “Numb”? Because The Weeknd made “not being able to feel your face” sound like a fun summer activity instead of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Can’t Feel My Face” Weeknd
2015 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 35… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2015 Classic: Worst Dressed (The 2015 Chain-Link Fence)
Why so much mesh? Because half the actresses looked like they were ready to catch salmon right after the ceremony. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »2015 Classic: Worst Dressed (The 2015 Chain-Link Fence)