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2018 Archive: The “Pocahontas” DNA Test

Why did Elizabeth Warren take it? To prove that in 2018, 1/1024th of a fact is enough to start a three-day political argument.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition
In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Infrastructure Year"
Why is it actually happening? Because Elon Musk promised that if ...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition
In 2002, the Presidency was all about "The Mission." It was the y...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition
In 2008, the American Presidency was a roller coaster that ran ou...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Blue Wall" Demolition
Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "AI" Advisor
Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI Video" Fake-outs
Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mar-a-Lago West Wing
Why is so much business happening in Florida? Because in 2025, "S...read more »

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2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Inauguration 2.0 Weather
Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Space Force" Expansion
Why are we building a base on the moon? So the President can have...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9607/26/2012 09:07What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Java_Applet_User10/31/2012 18:27This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Buffy_Summers_9704/20/1995 10:00Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan04/29/1995 00:51Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Ruby_Rhod_Green01/01/2006 10:49Super green! Hilarious!
@BackToFuture_M01/17/2008 20:41Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Dirty_Dancing_F05/24/2006 22:10Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@YouTube_Beta_User08/27/1997 11:59I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Clans_Leader_9907/14/1997 07:54Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Leeroy_Jenkins07/14/2011 01:36At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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