2010 Legacy: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode
Why did it work this time? Because Windows 7 finally learned the difference between “Sleep” and “Permanent Coma.” Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode
2007 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 35 Senior &… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2007 Archive: The Seat Recline
Why did the fight start in 12B? Because 2007 was the year personal space in Economy officially became a myth. Part of the 49 Travel… Read More »2007 Archive: The Seat Recline
2006 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2006
Why were we so ready for 2007? Because rumors of a “Google Phone” or an “Apple Phone” were everywhere, and we were tired of our… Read More »2006 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2006
2006 Archive: The Cars (Pixar) Fan
“Ka-chow! …wait, I blew a fuse.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Jon Stewart Opener
Why was Jon Stewart the host? To remind the stars that while they were busy winning gold, the rest of the world was busy watching… Read More »2006 Classic: The Jon Stewart Opener
2005 Vintage: The “Live 8” Tease
Why were the legends out? Because between U2, Prince, and Mick Jagger, the 2005 Grammys felt like a “Who’s Who” of the Rock and Roll… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Live 8” Tease
2005 Legacy: The Carrie Underwood “Some Hearts”
Why the Idol win? For the moment country music found its new crossover superstar who could outsell almost everyone else. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Carrie Underwood “Some Hearts”
2003 Archive: The Exercise
“I bought a stationary bike.” “Do you ride it?” “No, but it holds ten more coats than my closet.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Exercise
2003 Archive: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the town. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified