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2006 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2006

 Why were we so ready for 2007? Because rumors of a “Google Phone” or an “Apple Phone” were everywhere, and we were tired of our phones having buttons that didn’t do anything cool.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory10/12/2003 16:22Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Full_House_Lover11/20/2006 18:17You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Titanic_Jack11/11/1997 14:23I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Butthead_Uhhh06/22/2007 17:25Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/22/2014 06:43Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Cow_And_Chicken11/21/1998 01:35Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@CatDog_Alone08/10/2013 11:36One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

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