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2006 Classic: The Jon Stewart Opener

Why was Jon Stewart the host? To remind the stars that while they were busy winning gold, the rest of the world was busy watching him on Comedy Central to understand the news.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba02/06/2009 09:13Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Keyboard_Warrior12/02/2007 17:02F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Inkjet_Printers07/18/2001 10:19Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@StoneCold_31607/20/2006 08:33And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Fat_Bastard_Get07/15/1997 04:40Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Chain_Mail_Hater12/12/1999 05:51I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Tablet_User_1009/03/2010 21:28Tapping my way to a good mood.
@Social_Media_G04/02/2004 09:23I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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