2003 Classic: The Jägerbomb Anthem
Every time a Jägerbomb is served, a frat boy gets his wings. Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store”… Read More »2003 Classic: The Jägerbomb Anthem
2003 Archive: The Exercise
“I bought a stationary bike.” “Do you ride it?” “No, but it holds ten more coats than my closet.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Exercise
2002 Classic: The Box Car Racer Debut
Why the side project? For the time Tom DeLonge got serious and accidentally wrote the template for the next five years of emo. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Box Car Racer Debut
2002 Vintage: The Dr. Phil Effect
“Dr. Phil says I need to ‘get real’.” “Great. Start by getting real about the fact that you haven’t mowed the lawn since 1999.” Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Dr. Phil Effect
2002 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Winona Ryder for Mr. Deeds? For proving that even a talented actress can be neutralized by a script written for a 12-year-old boy. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2002 Archive: The Spreadsheet Macro Error
Why did the office stop working? Because the 1998 macro didn’t like the 2002 “Security Update.” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002 “Spider-Man… Read More »2002 Archive: The Spreadsheet Macro Error
2001 Archive: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me alone, I’m reading! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Archive: The Leaf
2001 Legacy: The Education Reform (No Child Left Behind)
Why was it called that? Because “Every Child Gets a Standardized Test” didn’t sound quite as catchy for a campaign poster. Part of the 33… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Education Reform (No Child Left Behind)
2001 Archive: The Enron
My husband’s “investment strategy” was just like Enron. I told him I’m the SEC and I’m launching an investigation into his “golf fund.” Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Enron
2001 Classic: The GameCube Handle
Nintendo released a purple cube with a handle. Is it a gaming console or a very high-tech lunchbox? Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The GameCube Handle