2015 Archive: The Adele
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hello. / Hello who? / Hello from the other side! I must have knocked a thousand times! Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Adele
2013 Classic: The Yahoo! Acquisition of Tumblr
Why did the designer feel betrayed? Because his “aesthetic” was now owned by a search engine from the 90s. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Yahoo! Acquisition of Tumblr
2013 Vintage: The Despicable Me 2
A guy walks in with a yellow minion plushie. The bouncer says, “The yellow guy stays outside.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Despicable Me 2
2013 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Bookmark
2012 Archive: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
The church intern placing a massive, blocky QR code on the front cover of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding… Read More »2012 Archive: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
2012 Vintage: The Maya Calendar
A guy walks into a bar on December 20th and orders the most expensive whiskey on the shelf. The bartender asks, “Big spender, huh?” The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Maya Calendar
2011 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Julianna Margulies? For The Good Wife, proving that being a lawyer in Chicago is 10% law and 90% power-walking in high heels. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2011 Vintage: The Home
I’m “pressing” the home button to talk to Siri. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Home
2010 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2010 Legacy: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode
Why did it work this time? Because Windows 7 finally learned the difference between “Sleep” and “Permanent Coma.” Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode