I’m “pressing” the home button to talk to Siri.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
M’lady... this joke is superb.