Why was it called that? Because “Every Child Gets a Standardized Test” didn’t sound quite as catchy for a campaign poster.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
The best thing since version 1.0!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!