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2015 Legacy: The Martian (Mark Watney)

 “I’m going to have to science the heck out of this burnt-out bulb.”

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/21/2006 07:36I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Doom_Marines06/20/2006 13:33Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Butthead_Uhhh08/04/2011 04:13Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Mini_Me_Rocks12/14/1996 23:05... (Laughter in silence).
@Napoleon_Dyna03/08/2008 08:30Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Nyan_Cat_Space06/29/2003 16:46Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Bebo_Lover_0504/29/2006 16:22Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Second_Life_Avy07/02/1997 06:02In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Epic_Fail_Guy04/01/2001 23:13This joke is an Epic Win!
@Dark_Web_Joker08/18/1997 22:55Found this on the deep end of the net.

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