Why the scan? To make sure the person entering the base isn’t a “Bot” or a “Deepfake.”
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?