2024 Legacy: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car smelled like “unfulfilled dreams.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Pizza
2023 Vintage: The “Information Operations” Telegram War
Why 2023? Because the “Official Briefing” was always 6 hours behind the “Mil-Blogger” who was currently standing in a crater with a selfie stick. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Information Operations” Telegram War
2023 Legacy: The Napoleon Length
Ridley Scott and Joaquin Phoenix. A movie that proved that even the most powerful man in Europe was just a guy who wrote very needy… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Napoleon Length
2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation, he decided that being the oldest male at the table gave him the right… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
2022 Legacy: The Samaritan Burn
Why Sylvester Stallone? For proving that even a superhero version of Rocky can’t survive a script full of clichés. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Samaritan Burn
2021 Legacy: The Laptop “MacBook Pro” M1 Max
Why was the designer so fast? “I can render a 3D monkey in 2 seconds! My computer is a beast!” (He still hadn’t finished the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Laptop “MacBook Pro” M1 Max
2021 Vintage: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘holding the space’ for the light.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bodybuilder
2021 Vintage: The Free Guy Paradox
“I’m an NPC in a digital world!” “Finally, a realistic job title for your middle-management position.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Free Guy Paradox
2021 Archive: The 3G Shutdown
Why did the traveler’s old “emergency” phone stop working? Because the carriers started killing 3G, making his ancient Nokia a literal paperweight. Part of the 49… Read More »2021 Archive: The 3G Shutdown
2019 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Archive: The Shore