2018 Vintage: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m watching the 2018 World Cup finals!” “Okay, sit down before you score an early exit.” Part of the 66 Doctor… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Heart
2018 Legacy: The Elon Musk (SpaceX)
One, but he launches the bulb into orbit on a Falcon Heavy rocket first. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Elon Musk (SpaceX)
2018 Classic: The “Globalist” Insult
Why did the President hate that word? Because he preferred “Nationalist”—it sounds more like a guy who owns the team instead of a guy who… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Globalist” Insult
2017 Vintage: Lorde (Melodrama)
Why was she “Green Light”-ing? Because in 2017, she gave us the perfect album for crying at a house party while still wanting to dance.… Read More »2017 Vintage: Lorde (Melodrama)
2017 Legacy: The John Wick
Chapter 2 Pencil: Why the museum? For proving that if you give Keanu Reeves a suit and a writing utensil, he can take out half… Read More »2017 Legacy: The John Wick
2016 Archive: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Archive: The Little Bee
2015 Legacy: The Spotlight Paperwork
Why Mark Ruffalo? For making the most exciting movie about investigative journalism where the “action” was mostly people looking at old phone books and being… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Spotlight Paperwork
2014 Vintage: The File
I’m “storing” my memories in a hidden ZIP. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Surface Pro 3
Why did the manager call it “The Tablet that can replace your Laptop”? Because it had a kickstand and he loved the sound of it… Read More »2014 Archive: The Surface Pro 3
2014 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Ban
Why did the lawyer fight the ban on selfie sticks? Because he considered them “essential forensic tools for overhead crime-scene documentation.” Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Ban