What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
This is the future of humor!