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2014 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Ban

 Why did the lawyer fight the ban on selfie sticks? Because he considered them “essential forensic tools for overhead crime-scene documentation.”

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Legal Fee Paradox
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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
 A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky01/19/2004 08:43I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/17/1997 03:00Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@StoneCold_31610/11/2009 10:05And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Cow_And_Chicken02/09/2004 19:37Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Breakfast_Club_B08/26/2015 01:22Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Fred_Channel_0608/07/1999 21:30HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Anonymous_User07/16/1996 04:45We are many. We are laughing.

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