Why did the lawyer fight the ban on selfie sticks? Because he considered them “essential forensic tools for overhead crime-scene documentation.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
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A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
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A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
We are many. We are laughing.