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2018 Vintage: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m watching the 2018 World Cup finals!” “Okay, sit down before you score an early exit.”

Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin05/02/1999 21:57Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Clueless_Cher11/24/1999 02:24As if! This is too funny.
@X-Gen_Mark07/20/1999 13:29This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Silk_Road_Ghost09/30/2001 19:29Trading jokes in the shadows.
@E_T_Phone_Home12/28/1996 08:59E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Beanie_Campbell05/27/2004 00:37True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Flickr_User_0401/19/2006 23:12A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

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