2014 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Ban
Why did the lawyer fight the ban on selfie sticks? Because he considered them “essential forensic tools for overhead crime-scene documentation.” Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Ban
2011 Archive: The Italy Debt Crisis
Why was Silvio Berlusconi finally forced out? Because the markets realized that “Bunga Bunga” parties aren’t a valid form of collateral for a national loan.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Italy Debt Crisis
2010 Archive: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it an “iPad Retainer”? Because just like the iPad, it gets replaced by a more expensive version every 12 months.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Retainer Fee
2009 Legacy: The Glee Phenomenon
Why did the lawyer represent the Glee club? For “unauthorized public performance of songs without a 50-page licensing rider.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Glee Phenomenon
2009 Legacy: The Avatar 3D Hype
Why did the art class turn into a total disaster? Because after Avatar hit theaters, every student tried to look at their drawing projects through… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Avatar 3D Hype
2008 Vintage: The “Bust It Baby Pt. 2”
Ne-Yo and Plies. 2008 is a very smooth year for R&B collaborations. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The No Reservations
She wants me to be like Catherine Zeta-Jones in the kitchen. I’m more like the guy who burns the toast. Part of the 64 Marriage… Read More »2007 Classic: The No Reservations
2006 Classic: The Red Bull
A guy says, “I can see the future!” The bartender says, “Is there more Red Bull in it?” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Red Bull
2006 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a giant? “Ant-ormous.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: Record of the Year
Why “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”? Because Green Day made walking alone down a street sound like the most epic journey of the century. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: Record of the Year