1999 Classic: The Website
I’m an architect. I’m just building a site. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Muse “Showbiz” Debut
Why the high notes? For the year Matt Bellamy decided he wanted to sound like Radiohead but with more space lasers. Part of the 42… Read More »1999 Archive: The Muse “Showbiz” Debut
1998 Archive: The 1998 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so neon? Because of the clear plastic iMacs, the frosted tips on every boy band member, and the rise of… Read More »1998 Archive: The 1998 Final Music Vibe
1998 Classic: The Secret
She told me a secret. Now I’m part of a conspiracy of one. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search… Read More »1998 Classic: The Secret
1997 Classic: Jim Carrey (Liar Liar)
Why couldn’t he lie? Because in 1997, the only thing more painful than telling the truth was watching Jim Carrey try to beat himself up… Read More »1997 Classic: Jim Carrey (Liar Liar)
1996 Archive: The Rollerblader
One, but they have to do a 360-grind on the ladder first. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Rollerblader
1996 Vintage: The Grozny Withdrawal
Why did the Russian Army leave Chechnya in 1996? Because they learned that a million-dollar T-80 tank is easily defeated by a teenager with an… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Grozny Withdrawal
1996 Archive: The Tequila
Tequila walks into a bar. The bartender says, “No, last time you were here, clothes started disappearing.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Tequila
1996 Vintage: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to watch the Olympics! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Justin
1995 Legacy: Val Kilmer as Batman
Why did his suit have nipples? Because in 1995, even the Dark Knight had to follow Gianni Versace’s runway trends. Part of the 41 Celebrity… Read More »1995 Legacy: Val Kilmer as Batman