Why the high notes? For the year Matt Bellamy decided he wanted to sound like Radiohead but with more space lasers.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Slim Shady & The Woodstock Inferno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Eminem “The Death of Slim Shady”
Why young Marshall? A conceptual battle with his alter ego proved...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Central Cee “World Wide”
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Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at thei...read more »
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Why the 30-track album? Because Benito reminded everyone that he ...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1998 “Hit Me Baby, Intergalactic & The Nu-Metal Stomp” Edition
In 1998, the music world underwent a total facelift. We said good...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2001 “iPod Launch, Garage Rock & The Lady Marmalade Fever” Edition
In 2001, the music industry was teetering on a cliff. While the l...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2005 “Demon Days, Gold Diggers & The Emo Peak” Edition
In 2005, the digital revolution officially swallowed the music in...read more »
2024 Classic: The Glass Animals “I Love You So Fing Much”
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2025 Classic: The Fred Again.. “Actual Life 4”
Why the field recordings? For the man who turned a recording of a...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2010 “Teenage Dream, Dark Twisted Fantasy & The Biebs Fever” Edition
In 2010, pop music became larger than life. Katy Perry turned the...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Paramore “Grammy Year”
Why the independence? For the band proving they are better, tight...read more »
2025 Legacy: The SZA “LANA” Release
Why the 3-year wait? For the long-promised deluxe version that tu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
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Why the light show? For the French duo proving that their live sh...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
But you have heard of this joke!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!