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2018 Classic: The “Globalist” Insult

Why did the President hate that word? Because he preferred “Nationalist”—it sounds more like a guy who owns the team instead of a guy who just watches the game.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/01/2002 08:35You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@The_Mask_Smokin07/24/1996 12:54P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Silk_Road_Ghost01/23/2015 22:36Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Big_Snatch_Boris05/13/2015 08:34Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Courage_Dog07/12/2002 03:03The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/29/2003 06:50Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

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