2012 Archive: The Pinterest Copyright
Why did the lawyer pin his law degree? So he could sue anyone who “re-pinned” his expertise without a retainer. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2012 Archive: The Pinterest Copyright
2012 Legacy: The Adele
“Skyfall.” She’s singing it in the car. I told her she’s not a Bond girl. She told me I’m not even the villain. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Adele
2011 Classic: The Best Original Song
Why did Toy Story 3 win? Because Randy Newman has a permanent contract to win an Oscar every time a cartoon makes us cry. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Best Original Song
2011 Classic: New Year’s Eve’s Cast
Why was it nominated? For cramming 50 famous actors into one movie to prove that “star power” is useless if your script has the depth… Read More »2011 Classic: New Year’s Eve’s Cast
2010 Vintage: The “Not Afraid” Eminem
He’s sober, he’s serious, and he’s standing on top of a skyscraper. The real Slim Shady is all grown up. Part of the 72 Observational… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Not Afraid” Eminem
2009 Classic: The Earth
I’m “grounded.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the new year. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Viva la Vida” Coldplay
Why did the parade feel so royal? Because Chris Martin’s bells and strings made walking to the end of the driveway feel like a revolution… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Viva la Vida” Coldplay
2008 Legacy: The Facebook Chat
Why was the office so quiet? Everyone was busy “DM-ing” each other on the new Facebook sidebar instead of sending professional emails. Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Facebook Chat
2008 Vintage: The Karaoke
A guy sings “Viva La Vida” by Coldplay. “I used to rule the world…” The bartender sighs. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Karaoke