2006 Legacy: The 4GB USB Drive
Why was it a legend? Because it was the first time we could carry a whole “movie” in our pocket. Part of the 65 Office… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 4GB USB Drive
2006 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2005 Legacy: The Michelle Wie Turning Pro
Why was a 16-year-old making millions? Because she could drive the ball 300 yards and Nike decided she was the “Female Tiger Woods” before she… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Michelle Wie Turning Pro
2003 Legacy: The Rusty Nail
A guy orders one and says, “I need some iron in my diet.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Rusty Nail
2003 Archive: The Battery
I’m “charged” up for the new social media age. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Elf Movie
“I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!” “Finally, an honest self-assessment.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The 2002 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a trucker hat and a Von Dutch shirt. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The 2002 Legend
2002 Archive: The “Pre-clearance” at Airports
Why did we start arriving three hours early for flights? To give the TSA enough time to make sure our nail clippers weren’t part of… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Pre-clearance” at Airports
2001 Classic: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Nano-Minerals’.” “What are those?” “Standard minerals, but we charge $10 extra for the ‘Nano’ label.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Vitamin
2000 Classic: The Charlie’s Angels Flips
Why the wirework? For proving that three women in 2000 could defeat any villain as long as Destiny’s Child was playing in the background and… Read More »2000 Classic: The Charlie’s Angels Flips