Why did we start arriving three hours early for flights? To give the TSA enough time to make sure our nail clippers weren’t part of a global conspiracy.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
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Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
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Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
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