2017 Vintage: The “Greatest Tax Cut in History”
Why did they call it that? Because in 2017, if you didn’t use the word “Greatest,” it didn’t count as a legislative achievement. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Greatest Tax Cut in History”
2017 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Dwayne
2017 Vintage: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new handheld trends. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The SpaceX Falcon 9 Landing on a Ship
Why did it matter? Because Elon Musk proved he could land a rocket on a drone ship, while the government was still struggling to build… Read More »2016 Archive: The SpaceX Falcon 9 Landing on a Ship
2016 Legacy: The Tim Duncan Retirement
Why was it so quiet? Because he just posted a press release and walked away, the most “Fundamental” way to end a Hall of Fame… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Tim Duncan Retirement
2015 Classic: The File
I’m “zipping” through the latest software update. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Lucy Movie
“I’m using 100% of my brain capacity!” “Then why did you leave the keys inside the car while it was still running?” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lucy Movie
2014 Classic: The Tinder in the Office
Why was the intern swiping left on the quarterly report? He got so used to the app that he started “dating” his tasks based on… Read More »2014 Classic: The Tinder in the Office
2013 Vintage: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The “Total Force” Weekend
Why did the Reservists look confused? Because they were told the war was over, but their deployment orders said “See you in January.” Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Total Force” Weekend