Why the scan? To find the “Collaborators” before they have time to change their “Profile Picture.” Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Bio-Metric” Check in Kherson
Why the title? For MGMT successfully leaning into the “villain” role and keeping the pop-punk revival alive for another year. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2022 Classic: The Machine Gun Kelly “Mainstream Sellout”
Why the whispers? Because rewarding a recorded Broadway play made TV actors feel like Lin-Manuel Miranda crashed their party and took all the drinks. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Hamilton Debate
A patient had a serious consultation but forgot to turn off the “potato” filter on his webcam. The doctor said, “I can’t diagnose you, sir,… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Zoom Filter Hangover
I hope my new crypto isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
Why were people afraid of the World Economic Forum? Because they thought “Build Back Better” was a secret code for “You will own nothing and… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Great Reset” Theory
Why did Ben Askren wake up in a different zip code? Because Masvidal landed a flying knee that ended the fight before the referee even… Read More »2019 Archive: The Jorge Masvidal 5-Second KO
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips. Part of the 35… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
Why were they back? Because in 2019, we realized that the only thing we missed more than the 2000s was three brothers and their “Happiness… Read More »2019 Archive: Jonas Brothers (Sucker)
Why Quincy? Because a documentary about Quincy Jones is basically a documentary about why the Grammys exist. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Legacy: Best Music Film
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